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Is It A Quarter To Dead?

“You know what time it is? It's quarter to dead!” – Hawkeye from the T.V. show, M*A*S*H*

My dear fellow Baby Boomers, are you tired of being told by your kids that you’re older than dirt?  Do they listen to you reminiscing about your youth and just stare at you because they don’t have the foggiest clue what you’re talking about?


When certain commercials come on T.V., do they look at you to see if you’re interested in the product?  You know which commercials I’m talking about!  The retirement related commercials.  The pharmaceutical commercials that claim to fix what ails you.  The ones you hope that you’ll never ever need to pay closer attention to.


I’ve figured out how to get them to cut it out.  Get some samples of the advertised meds, or the pamphlets of the retirement stuff advertised, wrap them up in a cute little box, and give it to them on their birthday.  When they look at you like you’ve lost your mind, say, “What?  The way you were looking at me during the commercials for this stuff, I thought you were hinting that this was what you wanted!”


I guarantee you that they will stop hinting at your antiquity and you will have a good laugh over it.  It will also teach them to quit treating you like you already have one foot in the grave.  How quick they’ll realize that you’re going to be around to haunt them for many years to come!


Okay, back to boomin’.


You aren’t alone in your reflection on the days of yesteryear.  In his landmark book, The Big 5-Oh, Bill Geist sites that a baby boomer turns 50 every eight seconds.  Personally, I would prefer to turn 16 every 30 seconds but I get his point.


We’re told that, though we represent 28% of the U.S. population, we control 77% of all the financial assets in the country.  Doesn’t that just make you feel drunk with power?

Wikipedia.org tells us that our generation was greatly influenced by television and music.  I will take that point just a step or two farther and be so bold to say that the “arts” of our generation, meaning the music, television, and movies of our time (the 60’s and ‘70’s) were some of the best ever created.  That vast body of creative work is still cherished, remembered, quoted, enjoyed and covered more than any other era of entertainment in the history of mankind.


If there’s any doubt about that, one only has to observe who has the most successful concert tours or the sales records for DVD sales of movies and T.V. shows.  Acts like The Rolling Stones, The Who, Fleetwood Mac, Eagles and Bruce Springsteen dominate tour earnings records.  Also, T.V. shows like “The Andy Griffith Show”, “Happy Days”, and “M*A*S*H*” are perennial favorites of viewers of all ages.  So are movie classics like “Star Wars”, “Jaws”, “M*A*S*H*”, “Patton”, “Deliverance”, and “The Sting”, to name just a few.


It is against the background of those major influences of our generation that I write on Boomerocity.com.  No, we can’t go back, nor should we.  However, as the old saying goes, “those who fail to learn from history are destined (or doomed) to repeat it”.
 

So, in future articles on this site, we will reach back into our past to view our present and influence our future.  We will have the opportunity to remember and reactivate the lessons of our youth and begin to practice them with a renewed passion.  We can then realize that we’re now standing on the greenest grass available to us and find it unnecessary to look for other pastures. 

We can learn that our today’s are the things that yesterday’s are made of so we’ll make the most of them.  We should then see that we have great opportunities to use the lessons learned from our experiences to make a positive impact on our family, friends, and society.


And, while we’re at it, we’ll cancel our reservations at “the home” because we’re not going to need them for at least another 30 or 40 years . . . if ever!  Maybe then it will be “a quarter to dead” but we won’t know it because we refuse to look at the clock.


In the mean time, we still have a lot of living to do because we're nowhere near being a quarter to dead!

This article written by Randy Patterson. 
All rights reserved.  Permission for use can be obtained from Boomerocity at
info@boomerocity.com.



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